douche hat trick

1. 40-ssomething weasel
2. with a terrible perm-looking reddish 'fro
3. driving his beemer
4. m3
5. convertible
6. while touchscreening his iPhone
7. beemer has a douchey personalized plate I won't repeat, and (wait for it...)
   
8. a Mensa license plate frame

All the d-bag planets were in alignment. I believe this is a sign of the pending Apocalypse.